NERD RAGE

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reblog if you want a thigh gap like this

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this

Source: simsgonewrong

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brothbrothbroth:

trispiral:

yellinkellin:

onlyonly:

hoodniggashit:

josh-r:

yellinkellin:

there’s nothing to eat

i want to kill this fat ugly bitch you got like three milks up in there…. like three milks and a million frozen meats sorry theres no frozen pizza or milkshakes you dumb hoe.

joke /jōk/

Noun: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.

Verb: Make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

Synonyms:

noun. jest - fun - jape - gag - trick - pleasantry - lark

verb. jest - jape - banter - lark - kid - josh

OH MY GOD MARY YOU ARE FUCKING FAMOUS

what the fuck

where is the third gallon of milk

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

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helpihavedementia:

christmascandygraham:

boltong:

they told me it couldn’t be done

“it’s the 12/12/12” i said

“i’m fucking invincible”

a mcdouble from mcdonalds between a double down from kfc, surely a simple enough task

i was wrong

i was so wrong

my death is imminent

The Bolton Burger

all hail the bolton burg