there’s nothing to eat
i want to kill this fat ugly bitch you got like three milks up in there…. like three milks and a million frozen meats sorry theres no frozen pizza or milkshakes you dumb hoe.
Noun: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.
Verb: Make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
Synonyms:noun. jest - fun - jape - gag - trick - pleasantry - larkverb. jest - jape - banter - lark - kid - josh
OH MY GOD MARY YOU ARE FUCKING FAMOUS
what the fuck
where is the third gallon of milk
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
they told me it couldn’t be done
“it’s the 12/12/12” i said
“i’m fucking invincible”
a mcdouble from mcdonalds between a double down from kfc, surely a simple enough task
i was wrong
i was so wrong
my death is imminent
The Bolton Burger
all hail the bolton burg